writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr photoset

archangelsky:

Skinny Apple Mug Cake

Lemon Cloud Mug Cake

Strawberries and Cream Mug Cake

Cookies and Cream Mug Cake

Red Velvet Mug Cake

Candy Cane Mug Cake

Smore Mug Cake

Pumpkin Cinnamon Mug Cake

Coffee Cake Mug Cake

+more

momo-tea:

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Hello everyone! I will be holding monthly giveaways for a $30 voucher at MatchWigs. They have many different types of wigs and a large selection of colors and lengths. Much of their inventory is under $30 so you will have a large selection to choose from. The winner will be announced publicly and they will receive a special code to use on the site. Alright let’s start with the basic rules^^
Rules:
Must be following me (momo-tea) 
Reblog only once, multiple reblogs will lead to disqualification
NO LIKES PLEASE
Must reach 2000 unique notes in order to be held 
Prize:
$30 voucher to spend at MatchWigs
To earn an additional $5 if you win, include this banner onto your blog
Dates:
Starts: September 1st
Ends: September 30th
The winner must respond within 24 hours or I choose a new winner. Please do not unfollow after the giveaway, this will lead to banning of participation to future giveaways. The banner must be on prior to choosing the winner, if the winner has the banner somewhere on their blog, then they get the extra $5, not after the notification. Don’t fret over not winning, these will be monthly if they are successful, so please support and join the giveaways! That’s it for now, if you have any questions message me and good luck to everyone!

momo-tea:

********DO NOT REMOVE TEXT********

Hello everyone! I will be holding monthly giveaways for a $30 voucher at MatchWigs. They have many different types of wigs and a large selection of colors and lengths. Much of their inventory is under $30 so you will have a large selection to choose from. The winner will be announced publicly and they will receive a special code to use on the site. Alright let’s start with the basic rules^^

Rules:

  • Must be following me (momo-tea) 
  • Reblog only once, multiple reblogs will lead to disqualification
  • NO LIKES PLEASE
  • Must reach 2000 unique notes in order to be held 

Prize:

  • $30 voucher to spend at MatchWigs
  • To earn an additional $5 if you win, include this banner onto your blog

Dates:

  • Starts: September 1st
  • Ends: September 30th

The winner must respond within 24 hours or I choose a new winner. Please do not unfollow after the giveaway, this will lead to banning of participation to future giveaways. The banner must be on prior to choosing the winner, if the winner has the banner somewhere on their blog, then they get the extra $5, not after the notification. Don’t fret over not winning, these will be monthly if they are successful, so please support and join the giveaways! That’s it for now, if you have any questions message me and good luck to everyone!

toocooltobehipster:

cheap things for school/college!!

manafromheaven:

bobafettishism:

I’m a teacher and today two new students signed up at my school - three year old twin boys. Their names are Sora and Riku.

That generation is here.

It begins.

no….NO…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

liamdryden:

annemarina:

are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??

We do it as an act of cleansing for the times our hands accidentally brush against our bros’ hands

freakyfeatures:

hey, so are we on a “tu” basis or are we still pretty “vous”

smoochums:

i just wanna be tumblr popular enough 2 get ppl to draw me as a magical girl

chimerahellden:

kelzthalassunwhisper:

girlwiththerobottattoo:

I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!

LOL

HOLY FUCKK DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU NEED TO BE QUIET

(Source: crisontumblr)

bkrby8036:

bonofosho:

bromancing-the-stone:

The most ignored words in the world.

aka don’t be a dick

it’s the same message and yet we have had wars about religions for hundreds of years

bkrby8036:

bonofosho:

bromancing-the-stone:

The most ignored words in the world.

aka don’t be a dick

it’s the same message and yet we have had wars about religions for hundreds of years

(Source: nothinglikeinthemovies)

(Source: twitter.com)

aimofmof:

I saw this young man in Denmark.

aimofmof:

I saw this young man in Denmark.

yourpantseridan:

jolly-old-owlgoggles20:

thebucketless13:

dr-amy:

miniprancer:

scarincissies:

misuse-of-fandom:

So I got a detention today.
Which is kinda dumb because I’m (mostly) a model student, you know? And get this - Heres what Im in for: I said…*whispers* a swear word in class. 60 minutes of punishment for the phrase: “That’s really shitty.”
So this is how it went down: I’m sitting in math class last hour before break and my teacher hands me a little slip saying that i gotta go see the vice principal. And im thinking, “damn, i thought she forgot about that.” The horrible cuss word was uttered a few days beforehand and, well, i figured she didnt even remember. I walk down there (in my full-body cat kigurumi btw) and mrs. Whatever isnt there. So i mull around and steal a candy cane off the offices mini fake tree (Im already in trouble anyways so gotta go big or go home) until finally, i talk to the desk lady who calls the vice principal down. We walk into the room and start to have a chat about how our high school doesnt tolerate swears bluh bluh etc and that i should find alternatives to cussing. Thats where this picture comes in. This lady just fucking WHIPS this goddamn list out of nowhere and shows it to me in a completely serious manner. “Heres some examples of words you can use when you want to swear.” W H A T.
Goof nugget? Sweet onions? Shooby Darn??? Pokemon??????
And here she is in all seriousness and im trying not to laugh while asking if i can have a photocopy because this is actual comedic GOLD. This sort of phooey doesnt actually happen in real life, right? I mean holy snappin turtles what the frog is this Skikaka? Jumpin Jiminy, Public school is bogus!

what the William Shatner is going on here?!

I approve of these so hard

"Well doesn’t that just bruise your banana"

I use at least half of these around my family

"Oh for the love of Barbara Streisand."
I dunno what you’re going on about. This is actually pretty useful.

I still use this as an Equius RP referance

At my school we’re supposed to replace fuck with bumble and we had an assembly and half of it was about that and the other was just comparing us to the principal’s dog??? That’s all I got out of it at least????

yourpantseridan:

jolly-old-owlgoggles20:

thebucketless13:

dr-amy:

miniprancer:

scarincissies:

misuse-of-fandom:

So I got a detention today.

Which is kinda dumb because I’m (mostly) a model student, you know? And get this - Heres what Im in for: I said…*whispers* a swear word in class. 60 minutes of punishment for the phrase: “That’s really shitty.”

So this is how it went down: I’m sitting in math class last hour before break and my teacher hands me a little slip saying that i gotta go see the vice principal. And im thinking, “damn, i thought she forgot about that.” The horrible cuss word was uttered a few days beforehand and, well, i figured she didnt even remember. I walk down there (in my full-body cat kigurumi btw) and mrs. Whatever isnt there. So i mull around and steal a candy cane off the offices mini fake tree (Im already in trouble anyways so gotta go big or go home) until finally, i talk to the desk lady who calls the vice principal down. We walk into the room and start to have a chat about how our high school doesnt tolerate swears bluh bluh etc and that i should find alternatives to cussing. Thats where this picture comes in. This lady just fucking WHIPS this goddamn list out of nowhere and shows it to me in a completely serious manner. “Heres some examples of words you can use when you want to swear.” W H A T.

Goof nugget?
Sweet onions?
Shooby Darn???
Pokemon??????

And here she is in all seriousness and im trying not to laugh while asking if i can have a photocopy because this is actual comedic GOLD. This sort of phooey doesnt actually happen in real life, right? I mean holy snappin turtles what the frog is this Skikaka? Jumpin Jiminy, Public school is bogus!

what the William Shatner is going on here?!

I approve of these so hard

"Well doesn’t that just bruise your banana"

I use at least half of these around my family

"Oh for the love of Barbara Streisand."

I dunno what you’re going on about. This is actually pretty useful.

I still use this as an Equius RP referance

At my school we’re supposed to replace fuck with bumble and we had an assembly and half of it was about that and the other was just comparing us to the principal’s dog??? That’s all I got out of it at least????

pencilstab:

Messing around with art style a little… I need more Russia on my blog!

pencilstab:

Messing around with art style a little… I need more Russia on my blog!